HONK!!! – famous quote from Gooseman, Harbinger of Honks.
Listen up!(oh wait, you can’t; Gooseman shattered your eardrums)
Let me rephrase that: look up!
Wait, that sounds like you are looking away from your screen.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM (me using my obviously superior brain power)
Okay, moving on:
What is Gooseman?, you may be thinking (yes, I did just read your mind). If this is what you are thinking, YOU ARE SINCERELY MISINFORMED!!!!!
I’m sorry, but whatever newspaper or online news you read is making stuff up!
Read Maybe Daily News if you want to get caught up with the news and read the latest on Albert Spinkles, Gooseman, Cheezmaster CornDiggityDog and much more! Go to Maybedailynews.com to read all about these…
…real people
Yeah, let’s go with that.